GET TIX FOR OUR JULY 18 & 19 Entertainment for People Mainstage shows >>> HERE!
OUR Entertainment for People [E4P]: New Shit Show has been going gangbusters — we even have regulars who come monthly — hooray! E4P: New Shit Show is a monthly variety show featuring, as the title suggests, never before performed new shit. Music, videos, comedy, raucous readings, sketch, — and very likely some straight up weird stuff. EVERY SECOND MONDAY at DISJECTA. Only $8 to attend! Just buy tickets at the door! No fees, we aim to please.
JUST ANNOUNCED…we’ll have our bigger E4P: Mainstage shows on JULY 18 + 19 @ DISJECTA! Your favorite and ours, the host of THE MOTH podcast, DAN KENNEDY, will return to host and perform for these shows! And…other E4P favorite, BETH LISICK will join the show as a special guest on the 19! Each night performers will do different stuff — so why the hell not come twice?? Tickets available >>> HERE.
Who performs each month (and will also be featured in the Mainstage shows) in the E4P: New Shit Show? An ensemble cast of some of Portland’s most performing performance-y types. Folks like Singer/Songwriter *Laura Gibson, McSweeney’s Author and Emmy-Nominated filmmaker Arthur Bradford, Moth StorySLAM host + PICA and TBA festival regular Andrew Dickson, Standup Comedian extraordinaire Amy Miller, Writer/Actor Vin Shambry, Professional Poet Mindy Nettifee (pictured), Writer and Veteran of the Bands Shee Bee Gees and Eux Autres Heather Larimer, and McSweeney’s/Hobart contributor, video maker and creator of Entertainment for People B. Frayn Masters.
Each show will feature collaborations and surprises from ensemble members plus special guests! For our MAY SHOW 12 we welcome ROBERT DUNCAN GRAY performing as COLDGOLDCHAIN.
MONDAY May 12, hosted by Vin Shambry >>
MONDAY June 9 >>, hosted by ????
| 7:30PM SNACKS/DRINKS – 8PM SHOW DISJECTA | 8371 N INTERSTATE AVE Just $8 so you’ll come back every month! (21+ only). Will there still occasionally be “Main Stage” Entertainment for People shows, with special guests like Dan Kennedy, Beth Lisick, and Lauren Weedman at bigger venues and a higher ticket price? Yes, in fact, we’re gunning for a show this summer that will part of the first Entertainment for People West Coast Tour! These shows will feature some of the “best of” from the new shit shows.
The time has come to grab up your tickets for the next E4P! This show will be at the Blue Monk, so just a little more than half as many tickets are available than usual! (And we’ve sold out our last 4 shows..so get thee to the brown paper tickets!)
—> Go get some tix HERE!!!
This show is put on in partnership with WORDSTOCK, and is priced at the low low price of $6 (reg. $10), so that afterwards you will go visit our friends at the IPRC to support them in their annual TEXT BALL fundraiser! With an E4P ticket you’ll be able to get in for $10 (reg. $15) and you’ll get a free drink and you’ll support an AWESOME local organization.
The evening will features these fine folks:
BETH LISICK is half of sketch comedy duo CAROLE & MITZI, the NEW YORK times best-selling author of EVERYBODY INTO THE POOL, and of her newest book Yokohama Threeway: And Other Small Shames, Michael Ian Black says, “…the ultimate joyride for those of us who enjoy cringe-worthy embarrassment, genuine pathos, and an overdosing amount of schadenfreude.” She’s also the star of indie Film EVERYTHING STRANGE and NEW.
Vocal synthesizer, sound mimic, beatbox mastermind FOGATRON is gonna blow your mind with his beatbox skills. He is endorsed by Soy a clothing company out of Seattle, and in 2004 he won the Portland Mercury Pizzaz competition alongside local rapper Manic D. The New York Times calls Fogatron “The Portland legend.”
ALISSA NUTTING is an assistant professor of English and creative writing at John Carroll University, and author of Unclean Jobs for Women and Girls and Tampa. She once grabbed Gene Simmons’ left butt cheek, and after her epidural kicked in during the birth of her first and only daughter Sparrow, she ate an orange popsicle while she waited to dilate from 8cm up to 10.
DIANE GASPERIN is living proof that wearing a bolo tie makes you funnier. Being a total dweeb with an hysterical Hungarian mother doesn’t hurt, either. A self-proclaimed late-bloomer and talented pet-matchmaker, Diane attended the first Lez Stand Up show in 2010 and has been performing with the Portland-based comedy show ever since.
WOOSH! Thanks to everyone who came out last night, to all the behind the scenes crew and most of all to our performers who put on a kick ass show!
LET’s look ahead to what’s up NEXT! On OCT 4 at BLUE MONK we’ll have a special show in partnership with Wordstock. It’ll be a quick and dirty 75 minute awesome variety show from 7:00-8:15.
Hosting + Performing: DERRICK BROWN (AUS, pictured) + B. FRAYN MASTERS (PDX)
With performances from
BETH LISICK (NYC)
ALISSA NUTTING (CLE)
CHELSEA MARTIN (SF)
Tickets will go on sale next week. To be sure find out exactly when those tickets go on sale follow us on twitter @E4People, LIKE us on Facebook, and/or email email@example.com and join our email list.
COMEDY. RACOUS READINGS. MUSIC. VIDEOS.
WEDS AUGUST 28 @ DISJECTA — 8371 N Interstate Ave
DOORS/DRINKS 7PM — SHOW 8PM $12-15
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HOSTING and PERFORMING…from New York City, DAN KENNEDY
Dan is a longstanding host and performer with The Moth in New York City. He is author of the books Loser Goes First: My Thirty Something Years of Dumb Luck and Minor Humiliation and Rock On: An Office Power Ballad, which The Times of London named a Book of The Year. Of his new novel, American Spirit, Publishers Weekly says, “(Starred review) The humor and struggle within contain a healing brand of cynicism. Kennedy has far surpassed the creation of character and conjured an entity so alive in its knowledge of impending death that we’re captured in a new idea of what it’s like to live.” Kennedy is a longstanding contributor at McSweeneys.net, and his essays also appear in GQ magazine, and in several anthologies including The New Yorker humorist Ian Frazier’s collection, Humor Me: An Anthology of Funny Contemporary Writing.
With DELIGHTFUL MUSIC by… RITCHIE YOUNG
Ritchie and viola-ist Amanda Lawrence will sing and play a few songs.Ritchie is the founding member of Loch Lomond, a music collective from Portland. Loch Lomond involves a carousel of contributions from upwards of 30 musicians and is currently touring the world in promotion of its latest release entitled Dresses (Chemikal Underground Records) which will be released as book in 2014.
Ritchie is the founding member of Loch Lomond, a music collective from Portland. Loch Lomond involves a carousel of contributions from upwards of 30 musicians and is currently touring the world in promotion of its latest release entitled Dresses (Chemikal Underground Records) which will be released as book in 2014.
Showcasing performances by the likes of:
Emmy-nominated director of 6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park, ARTHUR BRADFORD, will tell stories about working with Matt Stone & Trey Parker — interspersed with never before seen documentary footage.
Arthur is an O Henry Award winning writer. His writing has appeared in Esquire, McSweeney’s, Vice, Men’s Journal, and many other publications. His first book, Dogwalker, was published by Knopf and Vintage paperback in 2002, and has been translated into ten languages. His latest book, Benny’s Brigade, is a children’s book, was published by McSweeney’s in September of 2012.
Bespectacled and jubilant BARBARA HOLM is vying to both steal your heart and piggyback last years award by being of the best things about (standup) comedy in 2013.
Barbara has performed at the San Francisco Sketchfest, the Bridgetown Comedy Festival, Bumbershoot Arts festival, and the Women in Comedy Festival in Boston. She has written for IGN, The Portland Mercury, Hahajk, and the Huffington Post. She has been awarded Time Out New York’s Joke of the Week and was named “one of the best things about comedy in 2012″ by the Comedy Bureau. Her comedy has been described as clever, unique, idiosyncratic, and exuberant. Seattle City Arts Magazine called her a “comedy wizard” and Seattle Stranger Newspaper described her as an “adorable wunderkind” and she describes herself as “running away from this question to hide under the desk right now.”
Steven has been the editor-in-chief of The Portland Mercury since its birth in 2000. He’s also the author of the nationally syndicated column I Love Television. He recently killed it in ROAD HOUSE: The Play!.
The 2013 Best American Essays contributor KEVIN SAMPSELL will get your juices flowing with passages from his soon-to-be-released Tin House novel, This is Between Us.
Kevin is the editor of Portland Noir, a bookstore employee at Powell’s, and author of the memoir, A Common Pornography. He has contributed to salon.com, goodmenproject.com, numerous printed and literary journals, and written something for most every Portland printed and online media source.
A recent transplant to Portland, Professional Performance Poet MINDY NETTIFEE will lay down some stanzas with accompaniment by RITCHIE and AMANDA.
Mindy was featured in the critically acclaimed poetry concert documentary, The Drums Inside Your Chest, and she co-founded the non-profit poetry organization Write Now Poetry Society with actress Amber Tamblyn. Mindy is also Pushcart nominated writer and author of the full-length collections Sleepyhead Assassins, and Rise of the Trustfall, and a collection of essays on writing Glitter in Blood—A Poet’s Manifesto for Better, Braver Writing.
As the producer of E4P and also a regular performer, B. FRAYN MASTERS will saw into your mind with some fiction tidbits.
Frayn is the Host of both the live and radio versions of the storytelling series Back Fence PDX. Her writing has appeared in places suchs McSweeney’s, Hobart, Girls Gone Wild Magazine, and Airplane Reading. She was once voted Audience Favorite in an air guitar contest.
Rouse writes for LIVE WIRE! RADIO, stars in the band CAKE’s MOUSTACHE MAN video, and is a member of the popular sketch group SWEAT. When his hair is slicked back, you can hear doves cry.
Those of you in Portland…your patience shall be rewarded!
DAN KENNEDY is coming to town to host and perform in E4P on AUG 28 at DISJECTA! He’ll be joined by emmy-nominated filmmaker ARTHUR BRADFORD showing never shown before footage of Trey Parker & Matt Stone (of SOUTH PARK fame) and sharing behind the scenes stories, WM. STEVEN HUMPRHREY will delight you with hilarious narrative of his unrequited crush, BARBARA HOLM (pictured) will knock your socks off with her standup comedy prowess, KEVIN SAMPSELL will read snippets from his upcoming novel, THIS IS BETWEEN US…and MASTERS & ROUSE will bring forth some brand new video shorts.
Tickets just went on sale HERE! $12 advance/$15 Door.
It’s been awhile. But, we are still here with you, listening quietly like a really smart mouse.
Stay tuned for more details as they develop. We’ll put tickets on sale as soon as we have everything in order!
We are thrilled that tonight’s show is officially sold out! We can’t wait to see all of your collective deliciousness tonight! If you have your tickets, please remember to be at Disjecta between 7-7:30pm to secure your seats! We will be selling any available/unclaimed spots around 8pm to our wait list.
Also – remember that Whiffies Fried Pies will be there selling delicious things, and Disjecta has awesome snacks and drinks, too. Stay cool this afternoon and we’ll see you get hot tonight!
(See what we did there?!)
B Frayn and Meagan Kate
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Recently underachieving by co-writing MILDRED PIERCE with someone named TODD HAYNES, and then putting out the novel RAIN DRAGON, our Master of Ceremonies will be the bodacious and talented, JON RAYMOND. Dean Martin? More like Dreamy Martin.
WITH PERFORMANCES from 2 to 12 minutes long from…
STEVE ALMOND is the author of ten books of fiction and non-fiction, three of which he published himself, because he is sad and masochistic. His memoir CANDYFREAK was a New York Times Bestseller and pretty made him a laughingstock among serious writers. His short stories have appeared in the Best American and Pushcart anthologies. His most recent collection, GOD BLESS AMERICA, was short-listed for The Story Prize and sold, like, five copies. His journalism has appeared in the New York Times Magazine, GQ, the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Post, and other big deal places. La-di-da! He also tweets. But only in Portalnd. And only out of his butt.
As a quadruple threat, VIVA LAS VEGAS, is a STRIPPER + AUTHOR + MUSICIAN + ACTRESS and that equals brain and body stimulation to the nth degree. For this show she’ll be gracing us with her stripped down Emmylou Harris-esque vocal tones, both by singing as PAULS TOUTONGHI reads, and with some of her own songs. Viva also enjoys patriotic popsicles.
When he runs his fingers through his bangs everyone swoons for the director of SIX DAYS TO AIR: The Making of South Park, ARTHUR BRADFORD. He’ll tell the story — interspersed with footage — of one the heart-breakingly funny subjects of a documentary he wrote and directed. He’ll also be tall, and make you feel like it’s all for you, baby.
You adore this red head as the hilarious, feisty, and whip smart host of LIVE WIRE! RADIO, and as the writer/director of the fantabulous short, STELLA’S FLIGHT….MS. COURTENAY HAMEISTER. Hameister will read in tandem with Almond, creating enough juice-y power to light the Red Light District and set your loins ablaze.
If you like to be hypnotized by a masterful handling of the English language and ice blue eyes — then the author of RED WEATHER and soon-to-be released EVEL KNIEVEL DAYS, PAULS TOUTONGHI — will fulfill all your grammar fantasies. He will be reading a passage from the aforementioned EVEL book, as VIVA LAS VEGAS accompanies him with song.
Via deftly written poetry these two hawt charmers proffer the kind of humor that nibbles your eyelashes and relocates your tiny bones. SARAH BARTLETT + EMILY KENDAL FREY co-authored BABY ON THE SAFE SIDE, and Bartlett also co-authored a MULE-SHAPED CLOUD. FREY authored the award-winning poetry collection, THE GRIEF PERFORMANCE. They’ll be reading from their BABY book in tandem. They are on a rampage to put an end to funerial poetry readings — make some noise y’all!
At the last two E4P’s you witnessed your own murder as the incomparable JULIA KOBOS slayed you with her hilarious songs, so we had to bring her back to perform a brand new song! Kobos performed in Chicago with Second City, IO, and The Annoyance Theater + Participated in the 2011 Chicago Improv Festival and the 2009 Del Close Marathon in NY. You should probably be fully stretched out before she sings.
He has MORTIFIED you on several occasions regaling tales of his youth from his haungtingly well-written summers spent in Italy…he’s GREG GASPERIN. Your body will quiver like jelly on a bus seat as you behold this cat-loving young man lay down a brand new bittersweet and hilarious piece he put together just for this show.
A regular at E4P, MR. JASON ROUSE will steal your heart with a brand new video with pal and collaborator B. FRAYN MASTERS. Rouse writes for LIVE WIRE! RADIO, stars in the band CAKE’s MOUSTACHE MAN video, and is a member of the popular sketch group SWEAT. When his hair is slicked back, you can hear doves cry.
As the snazzy producer of E4P and also a regular performer, B. FRAYN MASTERS will saw into your mind with a brand new video with pal and collaborator JASON ROUSE. Master’s is the Host of the storytelling series Back Fence PDX, and was once voted Audience Favorite in an air guitar contest. Something on her body was removed while under sedation.